So, I encountered a thread, asking how to cheat, followed by some weird smiley face. The admin and other members appears to have no idea about the meaning of this thread, because there's only title and a smiley face in the thread. Regardless, I shall tell them how to cheat in DOTA!!!!

Well, before this, let's decide which kind of dota player are you?

Beginner

Mr. Beginner: I'm going to own in this game. Let's start with 1vs 5 AI+ in DoTA 6.64 BMP map...hahaha, the time for me to ownage is here!

******typed: -whosyourdaddy- *********

The Noob beginner

The Noob beginner: I had been enjoying killing the AIs. It takes one hit to kill them all. Noob AI. I shall played in garena against players to show how good I am!

typed: -whosyourdaddy- greedisgood 1000000-

The Noob beginner: Huh, why this is not a ONE hit kill?

-typed: (All): -whosyourdaddy -

Enemy team gives a LOL to him. After being pawned, the noob beginner leaves the game.

The retard noob

RN: I had downloaded this hack from http://www.dotahackgotvirus.com. Now, I can own the dota world!

5 minutes later: What happened to my computer...It just went blank. I remember I followed the instruction correctly when it said "close your antivirus....."

The noob

N: I downloaded this dota maphack from this website. No virus detected. Now, real time to OWNAGE in garena.

Login failed...Message: Maphack wc3**** detected...

N: It cannot be! Let me try relogin-ed again.

*Garena message: account banned...

N: NO! My 1 year gold membership account...

The not so noob (scourge side story)

NSN: Fine, this hack is working! I am owning, no one can kill me wakakaka! I shall brag about my kill

Typed (All): I owned you all. I can saw that noob potm arrow. I can saw riki been tailing me all the time

Few second later, he suddenly dc-ed from game. Reason: Host was equipped with custom kick to kick hackers.

The not so noob (sentinel side story)

NSN: I hosted a game with maphack. I owned the whole game hahhaha. Let's play another round.

5 minutes later: ......

30 minutes later: ......

NSN: Just what's wrong? I go to the garena wall outside and check

(garena wall message)
B: this host notsonoob is maphack. Don't join 1
C: this host notsonoob is maphack. Don't join 2

( Lesson, don't ignore garena player warning sometimes)

The unlucky noob

UN: Luckily, I dropped that pro axe from the other team. Ha, no one can wins me as long as I got this hack

(1 day later) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER? I CANNOT LOGIN INTO MY GARENA, MY FB, etc etc

(explanation: The axe he kicked yesterday was an enraged hacker and he decided to do an IP hack on the unlucky noob)

PRO DoTA Player 1

Pro: I had my own way to cheat.

.....
5 heroes was chasing a naga siren with red hp. Naga casted illusion spell, and one of them continues run. After several juking of naga and the enemy heroes, the "running naga" appears to be fake.

(All) chat: WTH!

Pro: Now THAT's WHAT I CALL CHEATING!

So, which level are you? Cheaters?

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TO BASH SOME SENSE INTO SOME NOOB!

cool, haha

The last one is cool! Nice one!

I try to pull the act before. The result, I was still dead but managed to bring along the enemy hero lol

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THE INTERNET TROLL IS BACK.

TO BASH SOME SENSE INTO SOME NOOB!

Nice one cool.... loving this.

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Funny
the n0ob beginner

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Hihi. Such a joker.

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You'll never lose.

haha this joke no so funny but fun..^_^

So sick and tired of maphack players......
So sick and tired of maphack players accusing you of maphack if your a pro ^_^

Hmmmmm , interesting ....

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